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England ([personal profile] somanytosofew) wrote in [personal profile] memorychains 2012-04-09 01:50 am (UTC)

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[There is a small smile on England's lips as he speaks.]

It's not an entirely moral or pleasant story, but I'm fond of the dogs. A soldier was tasked by a witch to retrieve a tinder box from a cave beneath a tree. In the first room, sat upon a chest of copper pieces, was a dog with eyes the size of saucers. In the second room, upon a chest of silver pieces, was a dog with eyes the size of mill wheels. In the third, was a dog with eyes the size of a castle tower sat on a chest of gold pieces.

Of course, the soldier fills his pockets with gold, but then he kills the witch and takes the tinder box as well. He ends up killing a king and queen and marrying the princess.

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